I'm at the PCUSA general assembly and there are lots of old people around.
Good old-people (and biblical geek) quotes:
"I was so mad, I could've spit nickels!"
"well, it basically depends on whose ox is being gored."
"thats really a sticky wicket."
"as the Bible says, where two are three are gathered, there will be 4 opinions."
new word: scuttlebutt. noun, informal: rumor, gossip. Good word, huh?!
"So, he can tell you what all the scuttlebutt is on the blogs and what-have-you..."